This is a turtle duck.
Reblog the turtle duck.
…
Why?
Because it’s a turtle duck.
Make the turtle duck tumblr famous.
For no reasons other than the fact that it’s a turtle duck.
A turtle duck.
Tracks
Reblog if your icon is a sex god from the high heavens.
(Source: talkaboutourbigplans)
“Didn’t you know? Women have to be strong in order to survive”
Some notable lines from Hetalia
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Romano:
Oh, thanks a million. Next time why don't you just tap me on the chest with a spatula!
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Spain:
At least put on a pull-up or something first.
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England:
Damn you, stupid Macaroni Brothers!
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France:
He sleeps like a baby and I'm up all night terrified that Germany's going to crawl in my bed and try to love me.
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Howard the Spy:
A thrashing for free? That sounds jolly!
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France:
What am I going to do? I'm French, I'm definitely going to hell!
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Narrator:
Flash forward to when we partied like it was 1999, because it was.
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Italy:
It's Normal Germany drinking with Happy Christmas Time Germany!
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Romano:
That stuff smells like France's sack.
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Prussia:
I gotta take a piss like nobody's business.
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Hungary:
I don't need help from a turd-sicle.
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Spain:
I guess even the turtles like to worship me as their supreme leader.
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Chibi!England:
I'm not giving up on my super quaff yet.
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Narrator:
Serious codpiece.
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Netherlands:
I won't eat waffles with Spain.
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Spain:
And that guy across the ocean looks unstable and diabetic.
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Spain's bull:
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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England:
I'm so hot, I can kiss myself
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America:
Dude check it out, I even smell like a hero!
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Canada:
I see! If my face doesn't work then I'll use another part of my body!
(Source: deepnightmare)
(Source: leapingsensei)
(Source: tastefullyoffensive)
